There's an election today. It was called exactly one month ago. That's thirty days. It wasn't delayed at all. Every single poll location uses the same high-tech equipment where one writes a mark on a piece of paper and puts it in a box. And as far as I know, no celebrities are running. Where I live, I could vote for someone who used to work at the same place I did, or someone who looks like Jerry Springer. There are other people too but they can only be distinguished by their opinions on real politcal issues which makes them less interesting.