After weeks of intense study, reverse engineering and information from spies located deep within Apple, I have discovered what really happens when you click the feedback button in Safari, as indicated in the following code:

void FeedbackButtonClicked(void)
{
  String *subjects={
    "I really need to have tabbed browsing.",
    "I don't like the brushed metal appearance.",
    "I would like an integrated Mail client.",
    "I was reading, like a Web page of one of my friends
     and, like, then it crashed or something! It was, like,
     gone! I was totally... bummed out.",
    "Where may I go to sacrifice myself so that Steve Jobs
     may be appeased?"
  };
  String subject=SelectRandomSubject(subjects);
  SendMailTo("hyatt@apple.com",subject);
}