If you order a large pasta salad, make sure to ask whether large means larger than your head.
11:38 PM Tip of the Week
10:41 PM On Libraries
I overheard someone today describe how they were cheating a library out of overdue fines by using false information. This is a little disturbing. I mean, come on people! If you're going to rip someone off, at least have the decency to do it to someone who doesn't let you use their stuff for free.