My Google Rankings

Aaron Andersen: 2
"Aaron Andersen": 4
Aaron: 557
Andersen: 332

These ranking tell us how important Google thinks I am, and since Google’s rankings are based on democratic things like link populatiy, they also give us a pretty good idea of how important the rest of the web thinks I am. I expect these numbers to rise over time, as people come to realize how incredibly awesome this blog is, and decide to link to me (and tell all their friends to do the same).

Actually, I don’t currently have the slightest clue if any real people are actually visiting this blog, other than the spammer who tried to fill my comments with advertising for online poker sites yesterday. (It didn’t work, because the system detected the comments as possible spam, and didn’t post them until I had a chance to review (and in this case, delete) them).

Language Games

Can you read this? How about this? If not, try harder. Don’t think about it too much, just read it straight through as if it were normal english. Surprised? Your brain is a lot better at decoding input than you think.

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Apparently the US Government did quite a bit of research into a similar topic during WWII (although I may be getting the facts wrong because I can’t remember where I read about this), trying to determine just how much static could get into a message before the original meaning was lost. (Which kind of reminds me of Mandelbrot’s telephone static work, but that’s another story).

As an example of this, here are the first seven or so paragraphs of Lewis Carroll’s classic book Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland. In each paragraph, I have randomly added (via a php script) increasing amounts of static to the text. For simplicity’s sake, I only replaced letters with other letters. (A real life example would be much more complex).

The first few blocks are easy to read, but it requires increasing amounts of energy to understand the text as we approach the 25% static threshold. At 50% is it difficult to tell that this was even English to begin with. At 75% the information content of the text is close to zero.

STATIC: 0%
Alice was beginning to get very tired of sitting by her sister on the bank, and of having nothing to do: once or twice she had peeped into the book her sister was reading, but it had no pictures or conversations in it, `and what is the use of a book,’ thought Alice `without pictures or conversation?’

STATIC: 5%
So she wxs considering ip her own mind (as well as she could, for the hot dau dade her feel very sleepy and stupid), whether the plevsure oh laking a daisy-chain would be worth tbe troublen of getting up and pickins the daisies, when suddenly a White Rabbet with pink eyem ran dlose by mers

STATIC: 10%
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STATIC: 15%
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STATIC: 25%
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STATIC: 50%
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STATIC: 75%
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Here’s a good topic for a PhD thesis if you happen to be a Linguistics major: Does the ability to survive this type of interference vary greatly from one language to another? If this were written in Spanish, or Russian, or Latin, would that increase or decrease its readibility at high static situations? Maybe I’ll do one in Portuguese (the only foreign language I speak fluently) and see how it stands up. That’ll have to wait for another day though, becasue it’s getting late and this blog post is long enough as it is.