Why is this a front page story?

Breaking News:

Leading astronomers say Pluto is no longer defined as a planet. - CNN


Leading Americans say they really don’t care what a bunch of bickering astronomers thinks.

Technically, tomatoes are fruits, but even the supreme court agreed that how the general public classifies them is much more important than how some crazy group of scientists does.

Somehow I think Pluto is going to remain a planet to everyone but these guys for a very very long time.

New Blog

This is my new blog, which is just as boring and ugly as the last one, only it runs WordPress2 instead of WordPress1. I’ll be working on getting all the old posts imported real soon now.